cracked:

Look closely and you’ll see a face. That there is an actual Angora rabbit, and its fur is the result of carefully breeding only the fluffiest bunnies with each other over thousands of generations.” (via 19 Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped (Part 13))

zizicat:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

trying to explain fandom merch to your parents

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emperorjoker9:

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

The Joker summed up in one image.

My life~

emperorjoker9:

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

The Joker summed up in one image.

My life~

Joker: I feel adrift- floating- like someone’s pulled a stopper on my reality and I’m sucked down the drain into something new. It’s all very exciting really.

You wouldn’t know what that feels like I’m sure…

(Source: mybatking)

funayurei:

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funayurei:

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excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please

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sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!

here you go

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ah..

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hhaah… april fools!!!!

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WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?

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i.„„,….i……„…..,

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YOU WHAT

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you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!

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i guess that is pretty funny

haemat:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

  1. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
  2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
  3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
  4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
  5. please dont crawl into my sleeves
  6. (sings a duet with a cricket)

(Source: bwmegatron)

triplash:

his-blithe-handmaid:

i am cry this is beauty

"it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones."
— The Black Rider - A collaboration between William Burroughs and Tom Waits (via juliesmits)
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vrac-musique:

Tom Waits - Hold On

Down by the Riverside motel,
It’s 10 below and falling
By a 99 cent store she closed her eyes
And started swaying
But it’s so hard to dance that way
When it’s cold and there’s no music
Well your old hometown is so far away
But, inside your head there’s a record
That’s playing, a song called

Hold on, hold on
You really got to hold on
Take my hand, I’m standing right here
And just hold on.

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